Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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