It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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