the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Apparently you make a good broom.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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