The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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