Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
