Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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