Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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