He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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