Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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