did you get engaged???
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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