You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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