Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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