does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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