I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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