Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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