You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
even my farts smell like vagina
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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