I want to make a zoo with you.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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