My brain says no but my pants say off.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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