help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Welp...herpes.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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