The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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