You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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