I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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