There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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