Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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