I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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