did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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