What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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