is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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