my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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