I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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