you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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