My friends, they love my intelligence
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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