She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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