Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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