She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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