Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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