so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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