do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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