He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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