we're blogging at a bar
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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