I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MIDGETS
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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