my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Acid is not a monday night drug
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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