her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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