I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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