Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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