No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??