AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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