Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
handjob tips. give me some.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
