I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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