But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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