Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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