So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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